Happy Friendsgiving!
What's Friendsgiving? Well, it's the chance to get together with the people you choose to be around for a celebration of thanks, of course.
You may have noticed that Thanksgiving can be a little uncomfortable. Not uncomfortable like the back seat of a Volkswagen, but, you know, awkward and a little less than pleasant. Like when Aunt Janet asks Uncle Herb if he likes the turkey, and Uncle Herb says it's a little dry, and Aunt Janet suggests that next Thanksgiving Uncle Herb get his turkey from the Saigon whore he visited during the Vietnam War.
Next thing you know, you're getting drunk for patience and cerebral liberation, instead of for fun and spiritual enlightenment. And that just blows.
So there's Friendsgiving, a Thanksgiving supplement, every year during the weekend before Thanksgiving. And we're popping it off during Happy Hour, half-price drinks and all. Party starts at 5pm!
See you there.
Cheers!
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