This Week for Happy Hour: The Festival of Enormous Changes at the Last Minute

It’s the last Rhino Bar Happy Hour of 2011 – your last chance to get cheap tasties and a good buzz on before the Saturday clock strikes twelve and we officially enter the last year on the Mayan calendar!  Oh, the endless reasons to imbibe. 

So whatever you’ve got planned for 2012, put those designs on hold and get your hiney in a bar stool and drink in the moment while it lasts.  The enormity of next year can wait.  It’s still 2011, for liver’s sake. 

There are no resolutions today, only alcohol solutions.  And the New Year’s Eve rookies of tomorrow night won’t be there to bother us.  They’ll be home doing stretches and carbo-loading and listening to self-esteem tapes narrated by Stuart Smalley in the hope that they can survive another “night out.”  Blech. 

Which makes this happy hour among the best of the year.  Come celebrate pre-New Year’s at the Rhino Bar today, 5-9.  Half-priced drinks and food, and a stark absence of enormous changes begotten by temporal insignificance. 

Cheers!

P.S.  New Year’s Day will continue in this vein.  The bar will be rockin’ from noon until close, with a $20 open bar from 8-10pm and a complimentary champagne toast at midnight.  Get your drink on early so you don’t get stuck in bar traffic come the ball drop.  See you there!