This Week for Happy Hour: The Wrong Kind of Bars in Jail

Happy Happy Hour day, everybody!  This week Rhino Bar is celebrating the anniversary of the renowned Live at Folsom Prison performance by the legendary Johnny Cash.  January 13th, 1968, Johnny Cash performed live in front of a crowd of federal inmates.  That's right.  The Black Eyed Peas just fell a couple rungs in the balls department, huh?

As usual, half-price food, drinks, and psychological liberation. Don't thank me, thank Johnny.

And what better place to celebrate this occasion that at a bar, anyway, since prison requires a crime, conviction and travel, which tends to take more than an afternoon.  Rhino, on the other hand, is just around the corner.  And we’ve got the right kind of bars: bars that let you in, not keep you in.  And our booze wasn’t brewed up by some big scary skinhead using old fruit and toilet water in a trash bag. 

I know what you’re thinking and the answer is, no, Stiles is not a skinhead, he’s just big and scary and regularly bald, and he doesn’t make hooch under the bar in our trash cans. 

Though that would be spectacular, I think doing so might ultimately land him in prison.  Ironically, he would still be behind bars.  But since Johnny has passed on, there’s not even any good live performances in there.  What a gyp. 

Know what’s not a gyp?  Half price drinks and food.  (Full circle, uhuh.  Like how I brought it back around?  Mhmm.)  Kick off the weekend right – starts at 5pm.

See you there!

Cheers!