| Adorable |
| Probably a little annoying, but adorable. |
| Guilty of something. But still just adorable. |
| Not sure everything is okay here, but adorable, regardless. |
| His seeds blow away and make dandelions. Adorable. |
| Adorable. Stud. |
I’m sure you’ve heard stories and jokes about puppies being “chick magnets.” And I’m sure you’ve heard the adage that there’s a little truth in every joke.
Well let me tell you a secret: the joke about puppies and girls is solid gold truth.
For whatever reason, girls love puppies. They melt for the little fur balls. You know that “Awww,” sound girls make when they see an adorable little doggy-woggy. Some of you may have made that sound in the last 30 seconds.
But why does that happen? I think it’s some kind of psychological loophole in the female brain that shortcuts right to the maternal/reproductive instinct. And so somehow the presence of puppies subconsciously disarms girls’ sense of logic and skepticism when it comes to selecting a mate.
Consider this: everyone knows that dogs were bred from wolves. But the kicker is that the ancestors of most domesticated dogs were selected for breeding because of the likeness of their characteristics to babies or little kids. In that light, the Freudian puppy-sex subconscious loophole thing actually kind of makes sense.
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| Wrinkle-off, go! You win again, you always do. |
So now we’ve established that puppies make girls horny. (You are a mysterious, intriguing species, female humans.) And Rhino is having a puppy-themed happy hour, where drinks are half price?! Oh lord. The booze will only lower their inhibitions. I can only imagine that the place will be filled with a bunch of puppy-crazed super horny girls trying not to slip on the stairs.
Today, 5-9pm. Party continues upstairs all night. Bring your cleats.
See you there!
Cheers!
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