Happy Happy-Hour again - it's Friday! This week for Happy Hour we are celebrating another marvelous D-list celebrity birthday. Somewhere, right now, a surprisingly attractive (and unsurprisingly trashy) girl with a birthday cake is bending down so that Emmanuel Lewis - that's right, the little guy who played Webster in the as-titled 1980's sitcom - can blow out his 40 birthday candles. The little guy is 40. Can you believe it?! He's just adorable.
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What do you think he'll wish for? You have to believe that he's stopped wishing he was taller. That sort of wish only comes true when you put a quarter in the spooky genie's mouth at the bayside carnival, anyway. Just ask Tom Hanks. In reality, turning 40 probably has wee Emmanuel realizing that, pretty soon, he'll start shrinking. From 4'3". Something tells me he'll age gracefully.
So come down to Rhino for Happy Hour, 5-9pm. We'll sing happy birthday and make short-joke puns involving the terms "half" (priced) and "pint-sized" until they're funny, not funny, and then funny again. Party goes on all night upstairs too. The undergrads are all out of town this week for Spring Break, so there should be room at the bar, too. If you find you're in desperate need of a high five, I got your back.
See you there!
Cheers!
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