This Week for Happy Hour: Olive Me

Since President's Day is always so shockingly uninspiring, I say this week we raise a glass to something else that's going on in the world, and which is oddly related.

You know how they say our democratic model - and by derivation, our presidential system - would not exist if not for the ancient Greeks' concept of democracy?  Well today Greece burns.  Their economy is imploding and their government is helpless.  Stateside, even George Stephanopoulos has the flu, and I have a hunch that the real reason Fox News fired Judge Napolitano is because of the Greek thing.

What I'm saying is, invest in hemlock now.  Go all in and ride the wave.  Then pull your money out before the banks use derivative price suppression to force hemlock farms out of business, buy the farms, and then demand taxpayer bailouts to compensate their losses.  That should be about 5pm.  Use your smart-hemlock-investor winnings to come to Rhino for Happy Hour (5-9pm), where we will be selling all the Sambuca you can imbibe at half price!  It's not a celebration, exactly, but it's something you don't want to miss.  Like Aristotle's funeral.  History in the making.

See you there!
Cheers!

P.S.  Due to the imminent olive shortage, Rhino can no longer offer dirty martinis.

P.P.S.  Rhino has no rule against tunics.