Friday, March 30, 2012

This Week for Happy Hour: Driving While Batman


When you stop, do you then prefer to a) collaborate and listen, or b) Hammer time?

I suppose there’s a time and a place for each.  And each is a wholly viable option at Rhino Bar half-price happy hour, 5-9pm each and every Friday.  Hey, it’s America, do what you want after stopping. 

But today, March 30th, the correct answer is b) Hammer time.  That’s because MC Hammer, known to his mother as Stanley Kirk Burrell, turns 50(!) today. 

He lost $30 million and his eyebrows.

Come down to Rhino today and enjoy cheap drinks, profoundly skillful bar tending, and resounding Happy Birthday cheers in honor of the Hammer.

Very strange, Hammer getting older.  But his legacy lives on across suburbia.



Which brings me to an otherwise unrelated but hilarious bit of local news.  Apparently Batman – yep, the superhero – was pulled over just miles from DC in Montgomery County, MD this week by the local 5-0.  Didn't even run a stop sign.  He was just minding his business.  Check it:



Chalk it up to another case of driving while Batman.  But the cops actually had a sense of humor about it, God love 'em.  And the best part is that the caped crusader’s name is Lenny.  Who knew?

See you at the white marble!
Cheers!

P.S. Stop:

 

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